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Ripped this off from DarkApple.

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO cheating, if you don't know any of them then that's just too bad.
6. You DON'T have to be tagged in the note to play.

Now that everyone has guessed each of the movies, look through the list and tell me... what do you think of my taste in movies?

1.  As I lay in the back of Buck's truck, trying to will my limbs out of entropy, I could see the faces of the cunts that did this to me and the dicks responsible. Members all of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad. When fortune smiles on something as violent and ugly as revenge, it seems proof like no other, that not only does God exist, you're doing His will. Kill Bill Vol. 1 as guessed by conorschild

2. There was a moment... when I used to blame everything and everyone... for all the pain and suffering and vile things that happened to me, that I saw happen to my people. Used to blame everybody. Blamed white people, blamed society, blamed God. I didn't get no answers 'cause I was asking the wrong questions. You have to ask the right questions. American History X as guessed by hybirdd

3. If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? Fight Club as guessed by conorschild

4. If title dictated my behavior, as a clerk serving the public, I wouldn't be allowed to spit water at that guy. But I did. So, my point is that people dictate their own behavior. Even though I work in a video store, I choose to go rent movies at Big Choice. Agreed? Clerks as guessed by Caektiems

5. I know. I know you can fight. But it's our wits that make us men. Braveheart as guessed by originalaffluence

6. Harry didn't think that he did a very good job, so he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which just so happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock, and proceeded to beat poor old Smithy to death with. And that was seen as a nice way to go. Now, that, is why you pay Hatchet Harry, when you owe. Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels as guessed by votrereine

7. Why, Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game, Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest! Tombstone as guessed by Rahxy

8. I've had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man. The Big Lebowski as guessed by hybirdd

9. "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What? Pulp Fiction as guessed by DarkApple

10. Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where? This Is Spinal Tap as guessed by conorschild

11. My wife deserves vengeance. Doesn't make a difference whether I know about it. Just becuase there are things I don't remember doesn't make my actions meaningless. The world doesn't just disappear when you close your eyes, does it? Anyway, maybe I'll take a photograph to remind myself, get another freaky tattoo. Memento as guessed by DarkApple

12. What we do in life echoes in eternity. Gladiator as guessed by carriejo

13. It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey was a gypsy bare-knuckle boxing champion. Which makes him harder than a coffin nail. Right now, that's the last thing on Tommy's mind. If Gorgeous doesn't wake up in the next few minutes, Tommy knows he'll be buried with him. Why would the gypsies go through the trouble of explaining why a man died in their campsite when they can bury the pair of them and just move camp? It's not like they got social security numbers, is it? Tommy - the tit - is praying. And if he isn't, he fucking should be. Snatch as guessed by conorschild

14. It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference! Trainspotting as guessed by conorschild

15. You CANNOT make friends with the rock stars. That's what's important. If you're a rock journalist - first, you will never get paid much. But you will get free records from the record company. And they'll buy you drinks, you'll meet girls, they'll try to fly you places for free, offer you drugs... I know. It sounds great. But they are not your friends. These are people who want you to write sanctimonious stories about the genius of the rock stars, and they will ruin rock and roll and strangle everything we love about it. Almost Famous as guessed by carriejo

I tag InvaderMar, VIPwnt, mykel, smoking-mirrors, and KagomeResurrected.




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Hey guys, my ^ broke in half and it's now a `. :c

But that's okay because I've been really busy with college and life lately, and frankly I wasn't able to devote enough of my time to deviantART for me to continue with moderating the emotes gallery. I'm still gonna be around though, so hit me up on dAmn (most likely #Fun4Fun) if you feel like it.

Now here's hoping InvaderMar gets a position as a staff member of some sort... she's waiting on being a GM herself or an MN@ and has more time to devote herself to those positions than I do, for certain.

Oh yeah, word of wisdom:
Don't play Animal Crossing if you have obsessive compulsive tendencies. Just ask me and TheSlan.




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First off, I'd like to say that InvaderMar's account is back in her control, and everything is fine now. In case you hadn't heard, her password for her dA account, email, Skype, Bebo, and Facebook had all been stolen, but again, it's been sorted.

So then! The Scotland trip!



Before Mar came to the states, I flew out to visit her in Scotland. I absolutely love it there, and, after all, Mar didn't want to be by herself on her first time ever flying on an airplane (can't blame her for that )! But anyways, I arrived in Glasgow on the 1^st of January. You'd think that Mar would stop being shy to meet me by then, but nope; she still acted all cute and innocent and made all sorts of adorable little facial expressions when her mom and her picked me up from the airport. You should see how cute her reaction is when I tell her she's beautiful. After I checked in, Mar and I had a quick lunch, and I, as I having gotten no sleep on the plane, fell asleep in the hotel pretty much immediately after that. In fact, my sleeping routine was so bad while I was in Glasgow that Mar and I ended up missing dinner quite a few times because of it. But anyways, Scotland was cool even though Mar and I ended up just kind of chilling out most of the time. Part of that though is due to the fact that I caught a nasty cold from my brother the DAY before I left ( ) and Mar caught it from me, and she ended up getting it worse than I had. We were going to have a devmeet arranged by Mar and in-art-we-trust while I was there, but due to circumstances, including Mar and I being so sick, it never happened. We were also gonna meet up with some members of Mar's family, but again, we were so sick that we couldn't. We did, however, meet up with ReapersShadow, who took a train in to Glasgow thinking the meet was still on, and we hung out with him for a few hours and had fun. By the 6^th of January, it was time to head back to Texas and take Mar on her first plane rides!



The trip over to America would have been good if not for the fact that Mar was still sick by the time we were on the planes. I had gotten over my cold by about the day before, but poor Mar had to deal with it while sitting on a cramped airplane for hours and hours. :< We ended up taking turns playing New Super Mario Bros. on the DS while on the plane, and she kept on dying and making us lose lives over and over again!! was very, very good at it. Aaaanyways, we only BARELY made our flight from Dallas to Austin, and we were really relieved to finally get to my parents' house. While we were in Austin, we ended up doing a number of things, going to different restaurants, places, and such. One place we ended up going to multiple times was Dave and Buster's, a really good arcade they have around the United States. I was so addicted to this one game where you breed, train, and race a horse to win races, building its stats up as you go. I ended up getting in the monthly top earning horses, I was so addicted to it. Mar, on the other hand, was really good at this game where you spin this giant wheel and have to press a button to stop the light in any section of the wheel, and the number in the section determines how many tickets you get. She kept getting the 500 ticket jackpot like every three times so we ended up with TONS of tickets from that, and she was able to get gifts from Dave and Buster's for much of her family just from those tickets. Oh, oh, and there was also this trivia game there that was really fun, and you competed against like five other people to win tickets from it. Mar and I each won it once, and one of the questions was, "When was the Declaration of Independence signed?" and Mar was the only one who got it wrong. Everyone was looking at her like, "Are you kidding me?" and I had to explain that she was Scottish so it's okay.

Mar also seem fascinated by the fact that I was able to drive.So much, in fact, that she enjoyed just having me drive her around places, often without any particular heading. Another thing we actually both ended up doing a lot of was playing Animal Crossing: City Folk, which I bought while she was here, on the Wii. We both were impatient to get money from that game, so what we ended up doing was planting cherries (that sell for 500 bells each) EVERYWHERE in the city and as short a distance apart from each other as possible until the entire north end of the town was pretty much filled with cherry trees. I don't think we can look at another cherry again. :< We (well, mostly her) also ended up playing Lips on the Xbox quite a bit. It's like a karaoke game but mostly with girly songs, unfortunately. I did, however, get the top rating on the Radiohead song that was on there (Fake Plastic Trees). Another point of interest: Mar loves animals. I happen to have two Border Collies, and she went crazy over both of them. She says they're the most beautiful dogs she's ever seen, and from the way she interacted with them, I believe it. They both liked her too since they kept fighting for her attention all the time.

Oh, and Mar got her hair trimmed and colored while she was over here. She got red (not bright red, like more natural red) highlights, and they look REALLY cool and sexy in her hair. Once she puts some pictures up, you should be able to see it. Anyways, once it was two days before Mar's flight back home, we drove on up to Dallas to stay at my brother's house before her flight. My brother and his wife have a ten-week-old baby, and she absolutely loved Marilyn and kept smiling and looking at her. We spent our last night in Dallas watching The Yes Man in theaters (which was HILARIOUS, by the way) and having a yummy, Texas barbecue dinner at my brother's house. The next morning, I drove her off to the Dallas airport, got her all checked in, and waited with her for about 20 minutes in the check-in area to say our last goodbyes. When she finally had to leave, we both felt really sad and missed each other so much even though only a short amount of time had passed, but knowing we would be able to see each other again fairly soon kept us going. I love that girl, and we had an absolutely amazing time together, both in Texas and Scotland. My beautiful angel means the world to me, and no one can ever take that away from us, ever.

InvaderMar will also likely be making a journal giving her take on the trip soon so look out for that!



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Nice job, assholes. Real nice work. For those of you who are worried, Mar and I are just fine. She's flying over the Atlantic Ocean right now, and we had a lovely time together. I'd write more, but I'm a little too pissed off to at the moment.




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Alright, guys... who did it?

Who bought me a print of this?



Not only did I receive a framed print of it in the mail, but I also got a little fridge magnet to go with it! Whoever got these for me, you are AWESOME AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER.

Also, I'd like to apologize to you guys for being so inactive lately, and that includes both selecting DD's and sorting miscats. I've been at college until now, and I had finals all this past week! Brutal! But now that's all said and done with, and you'll be seeing more DD's and a cleaner gallery now.

So finally!! In exactly two weeks I'll be in Scotland to see my gorgeous, wee baby InvaderMar! I know I've been mentioning that in like every one of my journals, but I don't care! I'm excited! TWO WEEKS!!

So that's all for now, guys. Take care.




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